Najib and Anwar Di Timpa Bala...

Bala. A man under duress. What actually transpired between this man who released the most scandalous allegation against the powerful Deputy Prime Minister and the Brickfields police on the afternoon of July 3?

The first SD from Bala-the-PI was a shocker for Najib.

The second SD from Bala-the-PI was a shocker for Anwar...

But let us dissect the chronicles of Bala.

1 July 2008. Bala signed a statutory declaration (SD) implicating Najib; he claims Najib introduced Razak Baginda to Altantuya in a diamond exhibition in Singapore, Najib had sexual relationship with her, all three had dinner in Paris over a submarine deal, and Najib sms-ed Razak Baginda to stay cool, that he will talk to the IGP, when Baginda was arrested for the murder of Altantuya. Basically, he implies that Najib is not telling the whole truth on knowing Altantuya, and that there are other people involved in the murder.

Morning of 3 July 2008. Bala along with his lawyer Americk Siddhu and Anwar Ibrahim released the SD to the press and public.

Afternoon of 3 July 2008. According to Americk Siddhu, Bala's lawyer, Bala got a phone call from the police who instructed Bala to go to the Brickfields police station. Americk Siddhu personally drove Bala to the police station, and dropped him there. 

"I advised him that as a law-abiding citizen, he should go and see them. So I fetched him to the Brickfields police station at 4.45pm yesterday and I haven’t heard from him since," he said stressing that he has failed to contact Balasubramaniam since this news broke out.  - Malaysiakini

Now, why would any right minded lawyer do this? Knowing what sort of SHARK the PDRM is, and the current police report on the IGP himself that he fabricated evidence, how can the lawyer allow Bala to FACE THE POLICE ALONE? Was the lawyer afraid to enter the police station? What went on in the police station?

Bala was not seen by the lawyer since 4.45pm, 3rd July.

Evening of 3 July 2008. Najib made a press statement. He claims that Bala is full of malicious lies, and he will LET THE POLICE HANDLE THE MATTER. 

*Shiver*

On whether he would take any legal action on the latest claim, he answered: "I will let the police to take any action but I also have the right as a citizen." - Malaysiakini

“The parties responsible (for the statutory declaration) should be prepared to accept any consequences if the authorities uncover any legal wrongdoing.” - The Star

Asked whether he was willing to be investigated, he said: “Why should I be investigated? Give me a good reason. The police have investigated the entire Altantuya case, so they know everything. - The Star

Uhhhh....there seems to be MANY GOOD REASONS...at least 2 SDs...and PUBLIC PERCEPTION! Any innocent man would say "Bring it ON!" to whoever who wants to investigate, no?

Morning of 4 July 2008. Bala got a new lawyer, while keeping Americk Siddhu in the dark, and made another press statement. This time, he has a revised SD that de-links Najib from the first SD. He claims everytime Najib's name was mentioned, it was lie. He claims he was "under duress" for the first SD. But he does not say how the "duress" was applied, or who applied the "duress"...

Suddenly, Najib is magically out of the picture. Suddenly, within 24 hours, Bala could magically find another Commissioner of Oath, type out another SD, get a new lawyer, and call for a press conference. Did the man sleep at all?

Btw, Malaysiakini reports that the new Commissioner of Oaths, Zainal Abidin Muhayat is located at Zul Rafique & Partners, a law firm owned by the BROTHER of the FEDERAL TERRITORIES MINISTER, Zulhasnan Rafique!

So who actually applied the "duress", Mr. Bala?

Ask yourselves. Do all these twist and turns, flip and flops really make your head spin?

Or in actual fact, everything is crystal clear ??

Malaysia Truly Analasia...

Correct me if I am wrong, but is there ANY OTHER government in this planet that has come up with so many variations of scandals revolving around one particular part of the human anatomy that is vital for the digestive system?

How is it that SODOMY is so popular among our politicians? It is as if no other scandal is good enough to bring down some powerful figure in politics.

Corruption?

Naaah...everyone does it

Straight Sex?

*Yawn*

Straight sex with video tape?

Borrrriiing

Underage sex?

Once upon a time in Malacca...

Judiciary fixing?

Next!

Khalwat?

Kahwin, and people forget...

Molest?

Done!

Murder?

Got scapegoats to take the blame maaah....

Ass grabbing?

Getting closer, JJ...

It says something about our politics and our society's mindset that whenever our politicians want to bring each other down, they get into each other's butts. Something that stinks like homophobia...Or perhaps is it every male politician's secret wet dream?

And why mostly the UMNO politicians that get so fixated about anal sex? Why not simply the good old "rape" scandal? You know that one...a woman wears a white blouse; the man is unable to resist and goes berserk and ravages her?

Is it because the sin of this sexual act supersedes everything else in the list of sins above in the Malaysian culture? I would have thought scandals on corruption, molestation, underage sex and judiciary fixing is more shameful than anal sex.

Only in Malaysia, beb. Only. In. Malaysia. Truly. Analasia.

This time, Malaysia has genuinely entered the Guinness WORLD Record for Anal Sex Scandals.

NST Sodomy Report: Yucks!

The level of details that our mainstream newspapers go about describing the side effect of someone who was "allegedly sodomized" made me wana puke.

Here is an excerpt from NST report:

Checks yesterday also revealed that doctors at the Kuala Lumpur Hospital, after a battery of tests, found indications that Mohd Saiful had engaged in anal sex.

The New Straits Times learnt that doctors had taken stool samples for further investigation.

It was believed that Mohd Saiful had also complained of constipation when he was taken to the Hospital Kuala Lumpur outpatient ward.

Doctors, however, found something amiss during the check-up and upon questioning Mohd Saiful, learnt that he had been sodomised.

Checks on the Internet reveal that acute or forced sodomy can cause constipation. A University Malaya Medical Centre doctor said fear, mental trauma and the physical act could have caused the constipation.

"An anal tear and the pain could have resulted in the victim having difficulty in passing motion."

Owww. Maaaaiiii. Gawwd.

The more I read this, the more I want to puke.

My concern here is the reporting integrity.

A check on the INTERNET? Is this how low "journalism" has resorted to? If these sites exist, shouldn't NST in the spirit of journalism, provide citations to the websites that it had taken this serious medical diagnosis from? Is one of them American Journal of Public Health, or American Health Care Association, or perhaps NHS Direct?

Plus, who is the UM Medical Centre doctor? Why is his name withheld? Isn't he an expert who should be named? After all, he and his department should by right be proud to appear on the news...can increase THES rating maa....

Why all this dogyness? Why go into the anal of details on "constipation", but not the source for credibility?

I did my own check on the Internet. For fun, you see...I tried googling "sodomy + constipation". Guess what? NST is at the top of the hits!! *rolled down and screeched*

Then I tried "anal sex + constipation". What did I find? Several websites that endorse anal sex as cure for constipation.

I stopped here, because frankly I couldn't bring myself to read on. It made me woozy.

p/s: I always root for the underdog, who typically is the alleged victim. In this case, I cannot bring myself to do so, because past historical data has proven that it is the accused who is the underdog. After all, if Anwar really did the sodomizing, he must be real dumb or at least psychotic to leave remnants of his DNA for any Musa, Patil or Abdul to find, just when he was about to take over the country! And I somehow don't think he is either dumb or psychotic...

Hamidah And The Snake: BODOH! BODOH! BODOH!

Nice banner specially made for Her Bodohness Hamidah Osman, taken from Raajarox.com.

And the winner of the Queen of Bodoh for June is........Her Bodohness Hamidah Osman, the Sg Rapat Assemblywoman! Congratulations UMNO, and the people of Sungai Rapat for selecting and electing such a sterling example of BODOHness to be upheld for future candidates for this title.

The question she posed to Dewan Negeri of Perak Speaker, S. Sivarasa on 28th June 2008 reflected her own racist mentality, her (non-existant) principles in life, her level of education (how much of it that got absorbed anyway...), and how much respect she has for Malaysian Indians.

The question?

"Bila nampak seekor Ular dan seorang India, PUKUL INDIA DULU. 

Setuju?"

But she got the question wrong. The actual question in Tamil did not have the word "PUKUL". Instead, it has the word "KILL" or "BUNUH".

I am sure Hamidah must have known of the discrepancy in her translation. But Her Bodohness obviously thought she was doing the Indian community a favor by replacing the word "BUNUH" with "PUKUL".

I take literary liberty to rephrase the question and the translation too...
"Bila nampak seekor Ular dan seekor Hamidah, BUNUH HAMIDAH DULU. Setuju?"

Why would I want to let the snake live?
You see, a snake only attacks when it feels threatened. So a snake is predictable. The Hamidah specie however, is a dangerous, unpredictable specie. Such a specie is passionate about becoming dominant, and superior to the rest of the living beings on the planet. And to rise above others, the Hamidah specie does not even blink when it attacks other living beings. The Hamidah specie has hatred in their heart for species other than their own, envious of another's achievements, and has an overblown sense of superiority complex. Members of this specie are narcissists; in love with themselves.

I call upon National Geographic and Nature scientists to study the Hamidah specie. They might even learn what made Hitler tick.

p/s: UMNO had made their tongue-in-cheek apology “As such, Umno and Barisan apologise to those, especially the Indian community, who felt slighted or offended,”. Sorry UMNO, apology NOT ACCEPTED. Sack this bum, else your "tolerance" towards racism is black and white.

Anwar Sodomy Fiasco: Screw YOU BN!

Anwar is being accused of sodomy...again!

Is the BN gomen desperate or what?

BN failed to realize that we Malaysians of 2008 are CHANGED from Malaysians of 1998. In 1998, the Internet was not a prevalent force. In 1998, a majority of us only obtained "facts" provided by the government controlled mouthpiece, i.e. the mainstream media. And in 1998, Malaysians were politically lethargic with Indians and Chinese standing at the sideline.

In 2008, we have blogs that put up alternative "facts". In 2008, websites, news sites, and blogs are able to publish pictures of the young, strapping accuser, his fiancee, and heck, even a picture of the accuser preening in front of the DPM's office where the words "Selamat Datang ke Pejabat Timbalan Perdana Menteri" are engraved in golden letters. There are even pictures of him posing together with BN politicians. In 2008, we Malaysians are no longer politically lethargic; even the aachis, makchiks, and ahsohs in the kampung are actively chatting to each other about the GE, the latest fuel price hike, the PM being a sleepyhead, his beruk of a son-in-law etc etc.

So BN, this might be the biggest, fattest, stupidest MISTAKE you have made since 1957.

Because the people are no longer IGNORANT.

Here are some of the facts of the case, in 1998.

1998 fiasco, sourced from Wikipedia:

1. Anwar was accused of being a WOMANIZER and a HOMOSEXUAL by the author of 50 Dalil Kenapa Anwar Tidak Boleh Menjadi Perdana Menteri (50 Reasons Why Anwar Cannot Become the PM). The mainstream media started accusing him of guilt for being both gay and a serial ADULTERER even BEFORE investigations took place.

Obviously, Anwar is being accused of being interested in BOTH MEN and WOMEN. Wow. Looks like he did not have much time for anything else, since he was so busy banging every way known to humans. FANTASTIC?

Also, our PM of that time, Dr M, the Man who is accused as the mastermind behind Anwar's downfall appeared on TV WHILE THE TRIAL WAS GOING ON, and accused Anwar of all kinds of shit. So why the sudden hypocrisy against RPK when he started discussing the Altantuya trial on Malaysia Today? Just following example maaah....

2. The author of the Dalil book was CHARGED by the police for fabricating facts. However, instead of investigating the author, all of a sudden, it was ANWAR that was investigated.

In that case, why is RPK being investigated for accusing Rosmah as one of the conspirators that murdered Altantuya? That too RPK did it through a statutory declaration to the police! So where is the investigation on Najib and Rosmah?

3. The men who were "sodomized" by Anwar were supposedly a Dr Munawar Anees, Anwar's former speechwriter, and Sukma Darmawan Sasmita Atmadja, Anwar's adoptive brother. Within just 5 DAYS of arrest, they were given 6 MONTHS jail sentence each. They confessed of guilt, then recanted, claiming that the police "coerced" them into admitting to guilt. They made statutory declaration on their "coercion".

In that case, the 2 men accused of being partner's in "unnatural sex" with Anwar had LIED. And admitted that they did so!

And why did Anwar get 9 YEARS for sodomy, while each of his "partners" got 6 months??

4. The prosecution could not confirm the date the incidents took place. There was also a fantastical scenario built by the prosecution team, where one of the member is now the current AG (now we know how...), where they claimed that Dr Munawar took an OVERNIGHT flight from UK to Msia, got sodomized, then took a return flight back to the UK.

Wow. The flight from UK to Malaysia takes about 12-14 hours NON STOP. Usually, after the flight, one is too tired to even open one's eyes, not to mention the jet lag. To screw around like monkeys and THEN take a return flight is a bit too superman-ish of our Dr Munawar....maybe Malaysian Guiness Book should take this "fact" down, along with the feat achieved by our space-tourist, the sky diving in North Pole by our Mat Rempits, etc etc?

5. The mattress fiasco which allegedly had Anwar's DNA (sperm) on it. Supposedly, Anwar masturbated on it, while being asleep. There was a doctor who was the "expert witness" that described how exactly that could be achieved. The mattress was paraded to the public about 20 TIMES, taken in and out of court!

If the mattress parading was not stupid enough, it was made more laughable when it was revealed that the mattress was confiscated before the case against Anwar developed, where it was kept in a non-secure store room, where anyone can access it. The judge RULED OUT this evidence. Maybe because even he cannot believe how stupid the prosecution can be, and tried to save their face?

6. The sodomy was "performed" in a building that DID NOT EVEN EXIST during the timeline that the incident supposed to have taken place!

HAH!


2008 fiasco.

1. The accuser is a young man named Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlam. He does not have any disabilities, and seems like he is able to run away the moment Anwar says "drop your pants and bend over".

2. Anwar has a severe, medically certified, back problem. Obtained during the time in prison, when the IGP walloped him good (that's another story). So, the only way Anwar can get any is if he bends over himself, and gets SODOMIZED, instead of doing the sodomi-zing. Even if he somehow manages to get his old cricking back to perform, you tellin' me that the strapping boy under him ain't got the strength to shove this old-man-with-a-severe-back-problem away, pull, his trousers back up and run like hell is after him?

3. Saiful has moved quite abit in BN's corridors of power. He likes to preen and pose, taking pictures of himself with some well known names in the BN gomen. So is it any wonder that people see him as part of the BN camp?

The only thing that Anwar is guilty of, is to hire Saiful Bakhari as his aide. But then, every man has his price I guess.

And the saddest part of this whole fiasco is... the rakyat are the ones getting SCREWED left, right, front, back and center by BN!

"Debate" in Parliament: Why Bloody BOTHER??

Along with a comfy chair, microphone and a glass of water, the Parliament housekeepers should include a kneeling pad for every BN seat, so that they can do their boot licking in comfort, each time the PM farts.

The sterling piece of journalism by Utusan Malaysia today caught my eye...and my breath...

Sokong Usul Kerajaan - PM

KUALA LUMPUR 22 Jun - Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi mahu semua Ahli Parlimen Barisan Nasional (BN) termasuk dua daripada Parti Maju Sabah (SAPP) menjalankan tanggungjawab membahas dan menyokong usul berkaitan kenaikan harga minyak dan barangan di Dewan Rakyat, esok.

Usul itu akan dibawa oleh Menteri Perdagangan Dalam Negeri dan Hal Ehwal Pengguna, Datuk Shahrir Samad sebaik selesai sesi soal jawab.

Perdana Menteri berkata, adalah menjadi harapan beliau agar wakil rakyat BN dapat melaksanakan tugas dengan baik memandangkan penjelasan serta taklimat mengenainya telah diberikan sebelum ini.

Beliau turut mengingatkan dua anggota Majlis Tertinggi (MT) SAPP iaitu Datuk Dr. Chua Soon Bui (Tawau) dan Datuk Eric Enchin Majimbun (Sepanggar) agar mematuhi disiplin parti sepanjang sidang termasuk menyokong apa yang diusulkan oleh BN.

''Saya harap mereka tidak mengundi yang sebaliknya tetapi menyokong.

''Ini sebenarnya bukan harapan tetapi menjadi satu disiplin parti,'' tegas beliau.

More here.

Eh...come again?

FIRST, the government went forward, and UNILATERALLY hiked up fuel prices, which caused a domino affect throughout every aisle in the supermarkets (and the chips haven't all dropped yet...). 

NEXT they got one of their men to go to parliament, to "debate" the issue.

THEN they say to the Members of Parliament chosen by the people, "Jangan mengundi sebaliknya" and passed it off with "disiplin parti...".

What. Utter. Arrogance.

The result? 129 YES, 78 NO. All NOs are from the opposition. NONE of the BN MPs had the BALLS to go against the so-called "disiplin parti".  The absent 11 probably chickened out, or isolated, or who the fuxk cares? 

And what impression do we, normal rakyat (the ones whose space between their skull aren't empty)  get out of this fiasco?

1. The Executive is answerable to NO ONE. Not even the sacred Parliament, the very foundation of a democracy. 

2. "Debates" in parliament for BN MPs means, getting down on their knees and licking the PM's shoes. 

3. BN MPs are not here to represent the rakyat's interests. They are in Parliament to represent those pounchy, always-burping ("err..."), so-called Ministers from the Cabinet.

Why bother with a "debate" in the first place? 

So that papers like Utusan and The Star and the NST can proudly publish the next day how the "PEOPLE" have spoken, and "approved" the actions of the government. 

If this does not get your blood boiling, burn your IC, throw away your passport, and call yourself an immigrant. Because any TRUE-blooded MALAYSIAN will feel the insulting slap dealt to them by the  government's patronizing arrogance!

Bayi Ubah Gaya Hidup: Infant Formula to Sugar Water!

Antonio, a 3 year old infant in Guatemala having the weight of a 6-month.
Don't turn away. Look HARD. Soon, this is how many our Malaysian children from lower income families will look like, unless we
UBAH GAYA KERAJAAN.

This is the saddest story I have read this weak. Although it is 2 days old, I cannot get it out of my head.

Pricey infant formula forces substitute feeding
The Star, Tuesday, June 17 2008

BUTTERWORTH: Some poor parents are substituting pricey infant formula with diluted condensed milk, rock sugar water, black coffee and plain tea, to feed their infants and toddlers.

Malaysia Hindu Sangam (Penang) Social and Welfare Committee chairman P. Murugiah said parents with low income of under RM1,500 and with an average of three children, have reduced feeding infant formula from five times a day to only twice a day.

“They substitute the remaining feeding periods with other drinks,” he said.

He claimed that poor mothers could not produce breast milk as they were undernourished.

“The price of infant formula has gone up by about 80% in the last two years, with one brand rising from RM9 to RM16.50 per 650gm,” Murugiah said.

He said the sangam and a few other non-governmental organizations have been giving milk powder aid to at least 30 families since last year.

“We believe there are more families who need such aid,” he said.

Murugiah urged the Government to help set up a scheme to make infant milk more affordable to such families.

He said the plight of these families would worsen if the Government removed essential grocery items from its price control list.

“Basic items, such as rice, sugar and flour should be made affordable especially to this group of people.

“The Government should introduce a ration card system, such as is practised in India, to allow the lower income group to buy essential food items at reduced prices,” he said.

It must break the parents' hearts for them to knowingly feed their babies sugar water, tea, diluted condensed milk and black coffee, just because infant formula has become unaffordable.

Is THIS what the government meant, for the rakyat to UBAH GAYA HIDUP?

Where are the social efforts to look after families whose household incomes are less than RM1500? Today, even RM3000 do NOT get you much. How do you suggest lower income families must live? How about families of estate workers who earn RM300 to RM600??

On the very next day this news appeared in The Star, Utusan Malaysia published another news; Masjid Hadhari di bina di setiap negeri. Cost? Millions, I am sure. Millions spent on wasted endeavors. Masjid Kristal in Terengganu. Angkasawan Project for our first Russian Space Tourist. Second Penang bridge. Twin Towers. Menara KL. Glorified Ferris Wheel (Eye on Malaysia). Multimedia (Tak)Super Corridor. Northern Corridor, Southern Corridor, Eastern Corridor, Western Corridor...all leading to NO WHERE.

Finally, this is where we are at; Malaysian babies who are not even getting their ONLY food - milk. SHAME ON YOU, Malaysian Government!

PAS Youth Committing Suicide

Gone were the days where our Malay friends were flexible and fun to be with. Now even this beautiful Malay lady (Mas Idayu) is being targetted as "bad influence" by Arab wannabes.

PAS Youth wants to implement Islamic laws in Pakatan States. Examples of such laws are banning gambling and limiting the sale of alcohol. To top these, they also want to measure the length of skirts of office workers in the Pakatan states. 

Limiting gambling and alcohol, I can understand, although I would like them to outline the details on what PAS means by "limiting". If "limiting" means I can't have a beer in Selangor or a glass of wine in Perak, I would say "Up YOURS". But if limiting means showing my ID so that alcohol is only sold to those above 18, and before 8pm in licensed premises, or up till midnight in bars and pubs, I am very fine with it. 

But when it comes to measuring the length of my skirt, and sleeves, I balk. Don't come near my skirt, and don't you bloody dare dictate how I dress! We Malaysian women have the common sense to dress appropriately according to the situation. We don't need Mullahs and Arab wanna-bees telling us how long our skirts should be, how loose our pants should be, how baggy our shirts should be, and how far down our tudungs should be. Stop insulting our intelligence! If you can't control your libido, and find yourself wet dreaming about your office worker, it is your mind which needs checking, not the victim of your sleazy fantasies! And please do give some credit to Malaysian men. Most of them are decent human beings, just interested in finishing their work, and returning home to their mothers or wives. A good looking, well dressed woman might make them lift their eyebrows, but certainly they would not be salivating over her every minute of their office hours! Vice versa. A well dressed good looking man also turns a woman's head. So if you want women to cover up, please extend the same courtesy to the men - cover their head and face, and ask them to wear baggy clothing, so that animal instincts on both sides are leashed!

The number two Mullah-wana-be in Pas Youth, Azman Shapawi Abdul Rani is eager to implement these laws...but to implement laws, you gotta be INTELLIGENT. Detailed. Precise. Well thought. Making sweeping, unsubstantiated DUMB statements just reflect this feller's mentality, and lack of brain matter. I had good respect for PAS up till this feller started having upward bowel movement, pushing verbal diarrhea through his mouth. RPK spit good at this fellers. I cannot do any better. Suffice to say, people would have respected PAS Youth better if they had focused on implementing Islamic laws that targets to eliminate corruption and improve work ethics!!

And just when I thought these guys have been put in their proper places, out creeps another Taliban wannabe, this time the Selangor state PAS Youth Head, Sallehen Mokhyi. He is whining to the Selangor State Government about being too hot and bothered by Ella and Mas Idayu, who are to perform as the opening acts of the Sultan of Selangor Cup. Eh? 

Do we need to be "protected" from all those deemed as sins in the eyes of the PAS Youth? What is considered "sinful" by PAS Youth is to most of us, NOT. 

These buggers better stop committing political suicide for PAS, before the rakyat get fedup with these Mullahs and send them packing to whichever madrasah they crawled out from. Every time they open their mouth, we are leaning further and further towards INDEPENDENT candidates!

Ubah Gaya Hidup: BN Menteris included?

The Jet Of Badawi.
Can Badawi downgrade from a jet to Economy Class? Or at least Business Class?

Okay. Fuel prices are hiked up. Rice has become an expensive main dish. Electricity tariff is going to be effected soon. Your RM 5 is not going to be able to get you a decent meal in the near, NEAR future. AP is to stay until 2020. 300% import tax on foreign cars to remain, while Proton prices goes up and up because the PM recently announced that they stopped subsidizing Proton.

Eventually, everyone will drive a Kancil, or at least a 1.0 cc car. No more luxury cars. Many will end up using public transport, which would lead to them getting to work late, and eventually depressed, because frankly, our public transport system sucks, to put it gently. Meanwhile, government servants will be working two jobs to support themselves (and they thought their 35% salary increase last year was GOOD news...hah!), so we will now have even more fcuked up civil service.

Basically, we have been told time and time again to UBAH GAYA HIDUP. By Najib in 2006, by Badawi-the-PM and lately, by Shabery Cheek, our Information Minister.

Pardon the pun, but what CHEEK they have to tell us that!

When BN Ministers still have their luxury cars, the PM his jet, their salaries still remain sky-high, paid holiday allowance, etc, etc, etc...

And how do they change THEIR lifestyle and "share" the rakyat's burden? By cutting 10% from their EXTRA allowance...i.e. entertainment allowance, paid holidays to non-Asian countries, cuti-sambil-belajar (oops..i meant "lawatan-sambil-belajar"), functions in 5 star hotels, their memorabilia and souvenirs, curb down on stationary purchases and assets (i.e. RM 224 for screwdrivers).

Are you on the floor, rolling down laughing yet? Or are you fuming from your ears??

While we have to downgrade to 1.0cc Kancils and wait for crowded, never-on-time LRT and buses, our Ministers are still chauffeured in their BMWs and Mercedes...while we are rationing our rice, our Ministers are stuffing their face with basmati from five star hotels in Singapore, and while we are not able to afford holidays in Port Dickson, our Ministers may lounge in a posh sauna in Thailand...by the way, that's the only place they sweat!

As time pases, our "developing" country is supposed to make our life better. Instead, our lives are becoming poorer, while our Ministers are becoming richer.

Ubah Gaya Hidup. My bloody foot!

p/s: I just read THIS in The Star. I can't stop laughing. Even the mainstream newspapers are being sarcastic. God, how I love the new Malaysia :-)

Alcoholism among Malaysians: Where is the HELP?

An alcoholic cannot help himself without professional aid! Give them the HELP they need!

Someone close to me passed away several days ago...

He was a father, a son, an uncle, a friend, a something to someone.
He was also an alcoholic.

Does the word "alcoholic" take away your sympathy? Erase everything else he was?
Most probably, YES.
Because being an alcoholic in our society is a social stigma. Equivalent to having AIDS.
Especially if the alcoholic becomes homeless. Then you will have even less sympathy. Equivalent to a pariah.

A homeless alcoholic is a human being driven to the streets because he or she couldn't get the help they needed from society.

And the shameful fact is...our society does NOTHING to help alcoholics. Among the Indian community, alcohol abuse is rampant. Every family seems to have at least one or two "heavy drinkers". That's the other term to describe an alcoholic. "Heavy drinker". No one seems to want to admit that that "uncle who drinks heavily" is actually addicted to a potent substance called alcohol. The family will simply brush it aside, claiming "aven apedi thaa..." (yeah yeah...he is always like that...). Our society refuses to admit that alcohol abuse is equivalent to drug abuse. Both are addicts. Both detrimental. Both addicts need HELP.

However, our government has only made concentrated effort to help the drug abusers. PEMADAM is one example. Pusat Serenti...our country is littered with them. But WHERE are the centres for helping alcoholics? WHY are there none visible? WHY are these people NEGLECTED?

The answer?
Because they are non-Muslims. NOTHING too intelligent. Just religion. And probably, race.

The government is aware that this is a serious problem among us. This is a fact.
30% of all road accidents are caused by drunk driving. That was in 1994.
2 out of 5 deaths from road accidents in KLGH are caused by drunk driving. That was in 1991.
(I can't find facts beyond the 1990s. I would appreciate it if someone can enlighten the rest of us on the current situation.).

It is apparent that this is not only an "Indian" problem. It affects all of us.
If every 2 out of 5 sick patients in KLGH dies out of the dengue, the government and the people would be on high alert! Alcoholism is not only an addiction, it is also infectious to friends and family members! And worse, it is proven that genetics is an important factor for a drinker to become an addict.

Besides accidents and deaths, many families are torn apart. Wives and children abused and neglected. Their future gone down the drains.

So, I ask again, where is the HELP? Without professional help, medication, counseling, and support, an alcoholic has no hope for a normal life. Regardless of the fact that no one forced him to become an alcoholic, we should be humane enough to steer him towards an opportunity for a better life. A government and its people that does that truly does have a heart.

At this moment, Malaysia is heartless towards the plight of alcoholics.

The next time you turn your eyes away from a "heavy drinker" or "homeless alcoholic", blame yourself and the government. For doing NOTHING.

ABIM, MMMM and GPMS: Go to HELL!

JPA announced that 45% of its scholarships will go to non-Bumi students. Which means 55% still goes to Bumis. Whether this is going to be implemented properly, who the heck knows? Looking at the track record of the Malaysian-style "implementation", I have not much confidence.

To JPA: prove me otherwise!

And now, on to these suckers -> ABIM, MMMM and GPMS. How bloody racist, shameless, arrogant bastards these bigoted, numb skulled, IDIOTS are, to throw tantrums because DESERVING students who are not Muslims are being given scholarships (I say Muslims, not Malay because I have seen personally many undeserving non-Malays and non-Bumis get the scholarships because of religion alone). The MMMM spokesperson is one called Prof. Madya Datuk Zainal Abidin Borhan. Now we know the output of our education system are full of shit heads like this. In Tamil, the word "Madya" means "BODOH". Perfect.

I am not going to "intelligize" unintelligent statements by debating this issue. It is plain and simple. They are wrong. PERIOD. To them, I simply have two words to say: FCUK. OFF.

Malaysian Uni in OIC: Lies and Statistics

Please ignore the final half of the video, and concentrate on the "statistics" by the Minister.

There are three kinds of lies; Lies, LIES and STATISTICS.

And yes, I am calling the OIC University Ranking given in Parliament by the Minister above as LYING STATISTICS, because it gives an impression that the OIC ranking are ACCEPTABLE comparison against the THES statistics. I implore the readers to ignore the final half of the video, which was reported widely (the use of bad Tamil word, and Gobalakrishnan's whisper). Listen carefully to the BN Minister.

Here goes.

The world-wide recognized higher education ranking system, the Times Higher Education QS World Ranking, gives the following results for Universities ranking for 2007, as quoted by the Minister above:

UM is 246
UKM is 309
USM is 307
UPM is 364

Now, he claims that this is not too bad, because among OIC countries, the SESRIC body for the OIC reports

UM is 14
UKM is 12
USM is 41
UPM not ranked

The TRUTH is, our Malaysian Universities are unable to compete in the professional league. So we went and created our own league; the OIC league, an idea mooted by...who else? Malaysia!

The JOKE is, this Minister is either lying by omission, or he is ignorant.

Because the ACTUAL TRUTH is the following:

1. In the OIC ranking, there were only 84 Universities surveyed, because of "unavailability" of data from the possible list of 322 Universities. So we are top 50 of 84 Universities!

2. In the OIC ranking, the top 11 ranked Universities above UKM are

(1) University is Quaid-e-Azam, Pakistan
(2) Koc Univ, Turkey
(3) Razi Univ, Iran
(4) Tarbiat Modares Univ, Iran
(5) Univ Tabriz, Iran
(6) Hacettepe Univ, Turkey
(7) Istanbul Univ, Turkey
(8) American Univ Beirut, Lebanon
(9) United Arab Emirates Univ, UAE
(10) Suez Canal Univ, Egypt
(11) Kuwait Univ, Kuwait

Now, lets cross reference these Universities against the THES top 400.
What do we find? An earth-shattering news for those in the higher education ministry!

NONE of these Universities are in the THES top 400 ranking!

The only "Istanbul" found is for Istanbul Technical University ranked at 390! But this is a different University than the one listed at number 7. I finally found Istanbul University at the 401-500 listing.

So I demand an explanation from the Higher Education Ministry:

1. Why are we worse off than the Universities ranked even worse in the THES system?

2. Why is the minister duping the MPs in Parliament by bringing up OIC ranking, when a pathetic 84 Universities took part in the survey?

3. How can the Minister blatantly give a FALSE impression that OIC ranking can be compared against THES, all in one single breath? These two rankings are worlds apart, in terms of the sample size, scientific methodologies, integrity and international acceptance!

Please answer ASAP. This is a subject of national interest.

Because if we keep going on like this, by comparing ourselves against the worst, instead of the best, our Universities will soon be kicked out of the top 500 list! Especially since NUS, which was part of UM before the separation of Malaysia-Singapore is at 33, while UM has been flushed down to 246!

White Blouse Sexy: BODOH, BODOH, BODOH!

Mukhtaran Bibi, gang raped in Punjab, Pakistan - rape which was
ordered by tribal leaders to punish her family.

This is one of my posts that is going to SLAM someone personally to HELL. Our candidate of the moment is one called Munirah Bahari, the President of National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia. And why are we going to call this woman STUPID, STUPID, STUPID and BODOH, BODOH, BODODH!?

Because of her idiotic, BODOH, DAMAGING statements, excerpted from Malaysiakini and The Star:

"The white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction," National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia vice-president Munirah Bahari said in a statement.

"It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it," she said, calling for a review of uniform policy so that it did not violate Islamic ideals.

Munirah said that "covering up" according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills including "rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex which involve schoolgirls in their teens."

"All this leads to babies born out of wedlock and to an extent, even prostitution," she said.

"Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations," she said, suggesting that girls wear a blouse of a different color or with an undergarment.

However, the girls themselves also came in for criticism, with the association saying some used the white blouse to lure men.

"This is the source of the problem, where we can see that schoolgirls themselves are capable of using this to attract men to them," Munirah said.

"This could see them getting molested, having pre-marital sex and all sorts of things."

Munirah, my dear Munirah. May I know what scientific METHODOLOGY you used to arrive at this conclusion? What is the sample size of your survey? How many percentage of rape was carried out on school girls, when the victims were in school uniform? Were the rapists strangers, or fathers, uncles, boyfriends, friends? Were the victims wearing baju kurung, or pinafore? Or maybe the question you should answer is, WHY DID THE RAPIST RAPE, instead of WHY WAS THE VICTIM RAPED! I refer you to an excellent book titled Rape: The Misunderstood Crime. If you do not have the $$$ for it, I can sponsor the book, to educate that skull of yours which is devoid of gray matter!

I can carry on lamenting on the BODOHness of this Munirah Bahari, but there are too many brainless arses like this around the country. Not ONE person in position of authority, be it the MPs or so-called religious associations had referred to published, scientific reports, when they accuse that the VICTIM is at fault. Her dress, her hair, her body, ....my foot the victim is at fault! How about the rapist? People like Munirah who make public, damaging statements like this hand over EXCUSES on a silver platter for rapists to defend themselves. They insinuate that the VICTIM is at fault, simply because she was wearing a short skirt, or a white shirt! People like Munirah tend to sit on a high pedestal, because they consider themselves RAPE-proof. They do not have the perspective on how SICK the rapist must be to force himself into a woman who is struggling, crying, screaming, shouting, fighting, or even so tensed, she is rigid like a dead log!

Why does our society tend to discriminate the rape VICTIM? Would the society blame the house owner for using average locks, when his house gets robbed? NO! Then why is it that women are always blamed, for not wearing a particular dress code, or behaving according to a particular communication protocol, etc etc etc, when they are victims of rape? The society which blames the victim is a society that condones male subjugation of women (example given in picture above)! The society is ignorant of the fact that many rapists come from sexually abusive families themselves, or the fact that rapists are men who are driven to reinforce their manhood by dominating a woman - any available woman at any point of time when HE FEELS the urge to dominate, be it a teenager, or a grandmother! The rapist can be fathers, brothers, uncles, grandfathers, friends, boyfriends, husbands, and strangers.

The problem with Malaysians like Munirah in authoritative positions is, they do not read much. If they read and research first on topics that they talk about, we would not have so much foul smelling verbal diarrhea in our newspapers!

Scholarships Make Dreams Come True

The recent story of Kamine Devi who achieved, yes, ACHIEVED 10A1s in SPM is a sad story. But not a new story. I remember when I took my SPM, more than 10 years ago, a Chinese girl (name protected) was lifted onto the shoulders of students and teachers in her school, and had her picture taken. The picture took half a page - of the front page of New Straits Times; she had 10A1s and she came from a lower middle class family. Those days, 10A1s were still rare. Yet, she was refused Bank Negara scholarship, and any other scholarships that was available back then, to do medicine. Bumiputra students, on the other hand, even with 4As were accepted into the Bumi-only matriculation stream, and went ahead to become medical doctors. The Chinese girl had to do STPM. She did not get all As this time around, so she did not become a medical doctor. But I can bet you that she can beat the shirt off most Bumi students who got accepted into the medical courses all around the country that year.

That is one story. There are many, many stories like this to tell, and many, many more stories to come.

There are some who say that Kamine Devi has no grounds to complain, because there are other students with more As, even 21As. There are some who say 10A1s are not enough anymore. My answer is, maybe 10A1s are not enough for the non-Bumi students. But definitely more than enough for the Bumi students. If anyone here wants to refute me, please give me the statistics on the results of matriculation students in our local Universities, and those scholarship holders of JPA, Mara, Yayasan this and that, etc. Statistics that will never be forthcoming from our racist government! And until you can proof me wrong through numbers, let me and many non-Bumi ex-students of the Malaysian education system keep our prejudice against Bumi students in our local Universities.

Now, despite knowing that the playing field is not fair, that a bulk of the scholarships are given to students with less As than these two Chinese and Indian students, lets delve deeper into the criterion for scholarships and University entrance.

What is the minimum number of As most suited for scholarships for the Tier 1 courses (medical, pharmacy, dental, law, engineering, accountancy, etc)? Should it be the number of As that matter, or the subjects relevant for the particular course which should matter? What do As in 4 Islamic subjects or 4 language subjects mean to medical, engineering or computer science courses? What does an A in Biology mean to LLB course? If the answer is “it shows the student is diligent”, it means NOTHING. And it’s a stupid answer. The candidates should be assessed based on their INTERESTS, and APTITUDE for that particular course. Without logical thinking, a student will not be able to excel in computer science, or engineering, which leads to the software or bridge he built breaking within a short span of time. Without aptitude for quick thinking and debate, a practicing lawyer would be lost, and so will his poor client. Without empathy and critical thinking, a doctor can cause his patients to die. Therefore, the real question here is, what sort of assessment goes on in confirming a student is suited for a particular course? If the answer is the number of As alone, the answer is STUPID, and so is the organization that does the decision-making.

Let me tell you another story, which happened more than 40 plus years ago: A son of a rubber tapper dreamed of becoming a doctor. His determination was so strong, that he switched from Arts stream after SPM to Science stream for STPM (this was before the rules became rigid). He taught tuition to support his studies, studied under streetlights, because his house did not have electricity, and studied in a toilet at a graveyard, because he did not want to be disturbed by his 7 siblings (the candle stains are still around). He studied and examined actual bones of human remains, which sometimes he found in that graveyard. That was how deep his interest was for medicine. Eventually, he was accepted into a salaried nursing course in the UK. He went to England, with £100 given by his poor father, with not even a jacket. He wore multiple shirts to keep himself as warm as he could and ate from sardine tins when the sardines have long finished, just so he can have a taste of something else other than bread. He did his nursing degree in the night, while working days, and doing odd-jobs to support his family back home in Malaysia. He was an orderly at a hospital, an apple picker, and more, to make ends meet. Despite the odds, he received his nursing degree after several years. He then tried for first year medical, but was rejected. He gained the promise of the Dean that if he excelled in a Master of Biochemistry, he would be given a scholarship to study medicine, which the Dean promised, just to get rid of him. After another couple of years of doing Masters in the nights while working as a nurse in the days, he went back to the Dean, showed him results that made the guy’s jaw drop, and obtained the promised scholarship for an MBBS course. To cut a long and poignant story short, he graduated as a medical doctor when he was almost 40 years of age, and went on to build one of the most respected chains of clinics in the UK, and became a millionaire in the process.

You see, the word “scholarship” for the poor is more than a word. It is HOPE that dreams will come true. A scholarship allows an individual from a poor background, who is willing to work hard, determined and persistent, to achieve his or her dreams. So please, stop being racist, and just give the children who cannot afford it, a chance to achieve their dreams.

Waytha Moorthy's Passport Revoked: UMNO's Stupidest Move

UPDATE: 20 May 2008

There are 3 kinds of liers; Liers, LIERS, and the Malaysian Government. Syed Hamid Albar, the Malaysian Home Minister claims that Waytha Moorthy's passport has expired instead of being revoked. "Come into my web, " said the spider...

UMNOPutra's were so giddy over the Federal Court's (mis!)judgment to continue the detention of the Hindraf 5, that they went and shot themselves in the head:

UMNO led Malaysian government revoked the passport of Hindraf Chairman, Mr. Waytha Moorthy, who is in the UK now.

A stupid action that gave birth to the most famous Political Asylum Seeker from Malaysia to the UK.

Thank you UMNO, for the publicity to your discrimination of the minorities in Malaysia.

Thank you for giving Hindraf another positive PR, by proving that Hindraf was right all along.

What UMNO does not realize is that Waytha Moorthy is not alone. He is simply one of the most visible member of Makkal Sakthi - People Power, who happen to be a Hindu and member of Hindraf.

Hindraf is just one organization of the rakyat. There are many others - NGOs, political parties, blog writers, blog readers and even coffee shop commentators where the members are simple rakyat who are fedup of being discriminated. They are Malays who are tired of UMNOPutera cronyism. They are Malays who are starting to realize the "enemy of the state" are not non-Malays, but corrupt politicians, judges, police, and civil servants. The rakyat are Chinese who are realizing that they too have to fight for the future of their children in this land, instead of simply migrating. The rakyat are Indians who have a long history of discrimination because of their skin color and economic status. The rakyat are the "Lain-Lain" because they are sick of being labeled "Lain-lain", as if they don't matter.

The rakyat are MALAYSIANS who are spitting at the face of UMNO. TAKE THAT!

If UK gives asylum status to the Hindraf leader, it would be public and international humiliation for UMNO, because it reflects the international community's view on the Umno-majority government's policy against minorities, and the draconian ISA laws.

Which puts Malaysia in a bad, bad light indeed.

Let's hope this happens.

Social Contract a Mass Delusion?

Is the very foundation of Malaysia based on Mass Deception and Delusion?

Does the social contract exist or NOT??

According to Royal Professor, Prof Dr Ungku Abdul Aziz in Malaysiakini, the answer is:

"There is no such thing as social contract,"
"a fantasy created by politicians of all sorts of colours depending on their interest."

And to summarize our Dr. M, the guy who took the social contract fantasy and ran to hell with it, he admits:

THERE IS NO WRITTEN AGREEMENT ON ANY SOCIAL CONTRACT..(Wha the..!)

Instead, Mahathir explained that the social contract was an "understanding among founders of the alliance (government)" by Tunku Abdul Rahman. "Tunku gave one million citizenship to the Chinese, in return, he expected the Chinese would give some support to the demand for independence and to the sharing concept. He didn't spell it (the contract) out 100 per cent, but there was this understanding, not written," he said. "But it is also reflected in the constitution, every time something is given to the Malays, something is also given to the Chinese and Indians," he added. Mahathir said the social contract was an understanding that includes sharing of political power and sharing the economic cake, which the bigger portion was given to the bumiputeras. "So eventually they can catch up with the non-bumiputeras," he said.

Right. So it was all BULLSHIT fed to us Chinese and Indians and even the Malays for the last ...what? FIVE DECADES!

How did we Malaysians get duped into believing that there exists somewhere an unbreakable , unquestionable, untouchable social contract etched into something concrete?

God help us for being that STUPID.

Because of our stupidity, ignorance and DELUSION, we now have the following:

• Companies listed on the Kuala Lumpur Stock Exchange (Bursa Saham Kuala Lumpur) must find Bumiputras to take up a minimum 30% of equity to satisfy listing requirements. Foreign companies that wish to operate in Malaysia also must adhere to this requirement.

• A certain percentage of new housing in any development has to be sold to Bumiputra owners for limited period. Housing developers are required to provide a minimum 7% discount to Bumiputra buyers of these lots. This occurs irrespective of the income level of the potential buyer. Remaining unsold houses are allowed to be sold to non-bumi if the developer proves attempts have been made after a given time period. There is no bumiputra discount on established housing.

• A basket of government run (and profit guaranteed) mutual funds are available for purchase by Bumiputra buyers only. This is called the Amanah Saham Nasional (ASN), with return rates approximately 3 to 5 times that of local commercial banks.

• Many government tendered projects require that companies submitting tenders be bumiputra owned. This requirement has led to non-Bumiputras teaming up with Bumiputra companies to obtain projects in a practice known as "Ali Baba" where Ali (the Bumiputra) exists solely to satisfy this requirement and Baba (the non Bumiputra) gives Ali a certain sum in exchange.

• Projects were earmarked for Malay contractors to gain expertise in various fields. Often these projects would be sold to non-Malays as the bidders were not interested in the work, only in the gains that could be made from winning such a tender.

• Approved Permits (APs) for automobiles preferentially allow Bumiputra to import vehicles. Automotive companies wishing to bring in cars need to have an AP to do so. APs were originally created to allow Bumiputra participation in the automotive industry since they were issued to companies with at least 70% Bumiputra ownership. In 2004, the Edge (a business newspaper) estimated that APs were worth approximately RM 35,000 a piece. They also estimated that Nasimuddin Amin, chairman of the Naza group received 6,387 for 2003, making him the largest recipient of APs. 12,234 APs were issued in 2003. In addition to APs, foreign car marquees are required to pay between 140% to 300% as import duty.

Source: Wikipedia

Not to mention FELDA initiative for farmers, Matriculation "escape route" for bumiputra students in government universities, race based universities and colleges such as UITM, and MARA, boarding schools specific to the Malay race, JPA and numerous others federal and state government scholarships, government jobs and promotions, lately the fiasco by Maybank which required law firms to have bumiputra partnership (thankfully shot down)...and the list goes on and on, according to the flavor of the moment...

Malaysians, We have been Lied to, Misled, and kept in a state of Mass Delusion.

Why did this happen??

JPN, What Is Your Problem With "ILL" Babies?

Amanah Siapa? Mesra Apa?
Amanah in Arabic means TRUST. In Islam, it means FREE WILL.
Go figure, JPN!

First, I hate the term "Illegitimate" in reference to a child. Every child has the legal right to their parents, no matter if they were born in or out of wedlock. There should not be any "ILL" to a child born out of wedlock.
However, Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara (JPN) or National Registration Department (NRD) has declared war against babies and children of unmarried parents. When a couple, married by pastors or priests who are not registered with the official channels have a baby, JPN REFUSES to allow the child the basic right to have his or her FATHER NAMED IN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. In Muslim marriages, if the child is less than 6 months from the date of his/her parents' wedding, the child will have "Information Not Available" in the birth certificate, and "Abdullah" as the f